Some Facts About George Clooney
When George Clooney is cast in a movie, the words "light hearted" must somehow be invoked in the film's description. At the least, this requires a reworking of the synopsis. More often, the entire script must be rewritten to accommodate a character with a rakish smile.
Once a movie is completed, George Clooney's castmates regale entertainment reporters with stories of his hilarious antics. This is no accident, but the result of a series of coolly calculated maneuvers exacted with unforgiving precision on the part of George Clooney.
George Clooney has only one permanent and immutable rule: making a movie is the most enjoyable activity ever conceived in the history of humankind.
If this is your first time working with George Clooney, you are in for a treat.
If you have worked with George Clooney before, you will help him orchestrate hijinx around the set. You have no choice in the matter, for you have agreed to work with George Clooney.
If you crack a joke on set, George Clooney is certain to one-up you almost immediately. Your joke was funny, but George Clooney's was memorable.
Should you crack a joke immediately after George Clooney in an attempt to one-up him, you can expect to have a slightly embarrassing yet good natured prank pulled on you the next day.
If you repeatedly attempt to one-up George Clooney on several occasions, you can be sure that this will be your last time working with George Clooney.
George Clooney has a house in Italy. Imagine how much fun it would be to stay with George Clooney at his house in Italy. It would be so much fun.
When speaking Italian, George Clooney exudes a magnetic confidence despite his American accent.
George Clooney can probably do about sixty pushups. Afterwards he disparages his athletic prowess with a humorous quip. And yet, that is more pushups than you could do.
When George Clooney attends a funeral, he tells the bereaved something kind, followed by something humorous but still in good taste. He then adds something straightforward and considerate. This is as serious as George Clooney gets.
If you are familiar with George Clooney and should bump into him during the middle of the day, George Clooney will invite you to lunch. He will then pay for that lunch in a fashion that is somehow both clever and slightly emasculating.
When George Clooney is cast in a movie, the words "light hearted" must somehow be invoked in the film's description. At the least, this requires a reworking of the synopsis. More often, the entire script must be rewritten to accommodate a character with a rakish smile.
Once a movie is completed, George Clooney's castmates regale entertainment reporters with stories of his hilarious antics. This is no accident, but the result of a series of coolly calculated maneuvers exacted with unforgiving precision on the part of George Clooney.
George Clooney has only one permanent and immutable rule: making a movie is the most enjoyable activity ever conceived in the history of humankind.
If this is your first time working with George Clooney, you are in for a treat.
If you have worked with George Clooney before, you will help him orchestrate hijinx around the set. You have no choice in the matter, for you have agreed to work with George Clooney.
If you crack a joke on set, George Clooney is certain to one-up you almost immediately. Your joke was funny, but George Clooney's was memorable.
Should you crack a joke immediately after George Clooney in an attempt to one-up him, you can expect to have a slightly embarrassing yet good natured prank pulled on you the next day.
If you repeatedly attempt to one-up George Clooney on several occasions, you can be sure that this will be your last time working with George Clooney.
George Clooney has a house in Italy. Imagine how much fun it would be to stay with George Clooney at his house in Italy. It would be so much fun.
When speaking Italian, George Clooney exudes a magnetic confidence despite his American accent.
George Clooney can probably do about sixty pushups. Afterwards he disparages his athletic prowess with a humorous quip. And yet, that is more pushups than you could do.
When George Clooney attends a funeral, he tells the bereaved something kind, followed by something humorous but still in good taste. He then adds something straightforward and considerate. This is as serious as George Clooney gets.
If you are familiar with George Clooney and should bump into him during the middle of the day, George Clooney will invite you to lunch. He will then pay for that lunch in a fashion that is somehow both clever and slightly emasculating.