Hello everyone,

Several months ago, we posted a piece on our site entitled Obrurare. Responses to this piece ranged from: "What the hell did that piece mean?" to "What the hell was up with that piece?" None of these questions were ever resolved, and that's where you come in.

This week (January 16th - January 20th) in lieu of writing jokes on our site, we will be holding:

The Wooden Robot's Obrurare Translation Contest!

Rules are simple, simply read the piece Obrurare then send your best translation attempt to us at:

latin (at) thewoodenrobot (dot) com

The best translations will be posted on the site next week and their respective translators will win fabulous prizes.

The deadline to submit is noon, PST on Saturday, January 21st. Good luck.